December 2011
specular-reflection:
anyone who doesn’t like bagels is a communist
CLOCKWORK.
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
That awkward moment when you make eye contact with...
thatawkwardhungergamesmoment:
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
killa-cam:
How teens and adults text: Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Omg this is my mom
story of my life.
toloveonedirection:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM
THANK YOU GODDDDDDDDD. not gonna lie, i call it a prndl thanks to this show.
pass-thedutchie:
mcdammit:
I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.
this is me.
gpofuckingy
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is there anywhere i can download JUST the special...
333 . The hospital wing is white and clean....
always-a-time:
[ off a Facebook page ]
im screaming because NO NONONONONONONONONONONONOO
Everyone's Lines on Glee
Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirations dribble taken completely out of context. Ridiculously obvious question. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals!
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. I am NOT a girl. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to.
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.
Mercedes: Beyonce. Comment smacking sense into another Glee club member. Food.
Sebastian: Sex. Blaine. Sex with Blaine.
Nick: Three
Jeff: Six
Thad: YOU MOCK US, SIR!
Sue: Boo glee club. I am bad. Horribly bad. Hate me. Despise me. Wait, no, you should feel bad for me. Cause Jean. Yay glee club.
HOORAY tumblrs working again.